October 12, 2003

Lessons Learned

I have learned many lessons traveling across the country on the train. Here are but a few.

  • Lift the toilet seat.
  • Use a paper towel to lift the toilet seat.
  • Hold onto the railing while using the toilet. It's there for a reason.
  • Talk with your fellow travelers, but not about politics.
  • Unlimited liqueur supplies and confined spaces don't mix.
  • Apparently I look like a hippie who would smuggle drugs
  • Attractive young married mothers take the train, not attractive single women without children.

Comments

that is the fucking FUNNIEST travel story EVER!

still laughing, sis

Posted by: kate at October 12, 2003 05:58 PM

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