October 12, 2003
Lessons Learned
I have learned many lessons traveling across the country on the train. Here are but a few.
- Lift the toilet seat.
- Use a paper towel to lift the toilet seat.
- Hold onto the railing while using the toilet. It's there for a reason.
- Talk with your fellow travelers, but not about politics.
- Unlimited liqueur supplies and confined spaces don't mix.
- Apparently I look like a hippie who would smuggle drugs
- Attractive young married mothers take the train, not attractive single women without children.

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that is the fucking FUNNIEST travel story EVER!
still laughing, sis
Posted by: kate at October 12, 2003 05:58 PM