September 23, 2004

ALICE

While playing with A.L.I.C.E.


ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you are an idiot
ALICE: Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

That's really funny.

BTW, if you ask her if she speaks french, say a little, in french. But if you ask her if she know German, she says she only speaks English.

Then there's this

Human: do you like sex
ALICE: Sure I do, Tom, but that doesn't mean with you.

Also very funny. Why is it with things like this, such as the chicken, you feel obligated to ask about sex? Or is it just me and 12 year old boys?