September 23, 2004

ALICE

While playing with A.L.I.C.E.


ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you are an idiot
ALICE: Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

That's really funny.

BTW, if you ask her if she speaks french, say a little, in french. But if you ask her if she know German, she says she only speaks English.

Then there's this

Human: do you like sex
ALICE: Sure I do, Tom, but that doesn't mean with you.

Also very funny. Why is it with things like this, such as the chicken, you feel obligated to ask about sex? Or is it just me and 12 year old boys?


Comments

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be a great joy for me and my family to see this
car restored. So come down south to Houston,TX
make the magic happen for some everyday people.
Thank you,
Damon R. Bacon
3815 Beckett RidgeDr.
Humble,TX77396


Posted by: Damon R. Bacon at October 6, 2004 04:33 AM

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